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“The Stripper Myth” – Chris Rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmGcS-1PcKw

To My Deluded...and her $200,000 student loan debt.

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Welcome To The (Neon) Jungle

Vegas.  One can never truly appreciate the buzz of every color neon imaginable.  Everything glowed: bars, clubs, casinos, hotels, buses, even the Waffle House had neon.  Now, I always thought that the purpose of neon was to differentiate yourself from the others: but what about when EVERYTHING has neon trim?  Is that stuff toxic in…

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Now Serving #976

We got up fairly early, around noon, which is fairly early for strippers.  Our plan?  Go to the sheriff's station and get our permits, come back to the hotel, squeeze in some gambling and a small nap, get ready for work and arrive at The Cheetah by 2 am to get on the 3 am…

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The Incredibly Credible Misadventures of 3 Strippers in Vegas

What happens in Vegas...sometimes really sucks.  I had to get out of town and the opportunity presented itself last minute, so off I went with two friends.  Yes, it happen just that fast.  I had grown tired of Tampa and drama and I figured, what the hell?  Why not?  I have no kids, no relationship,…

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Yes, There Are Lapdances In Heaven

It's been awhile.  And yes, I've missed you too.  Thanksgiving is just around the corner and I find myself facing yet another holiday season single, passive and not so jolly.  I could be on the verge of a breakdown, but I have to force myself to remember what I should be grateful for.  I have…

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Work Smarter, Not Harder

Picture it. Tampa, 2002. (Yes, I’m a Golden Girls fan!) Half-naked women everywhere. Hungry - bills to pay, mouths to feed, shoes to buy. Timing is everything. Him? No. He just got here. Let him marinate for a minute. If you're the first to go over, you're almost guaranteed a rejection. He wants to survey…

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Talk Is Cheap…Are You?

There are moments in life when it pays to be cute.  In fact, that’s how I landed my first bartending gig.  It all started at a local establishment in the dead center of Tampa’s club mecca - Ybor City.  I met this really, really cute girl (we’ll call her Kate) and she was adorable.  I…

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If I Only Had A Brain…Or A Penis.

I won't keep you in suspense.  But I have to say that I must have a thing for backseats.  A group of us, consisting of mostly the same ladies from the Halloween outing, went out partying (surprise!) and got comfortably intoxicated and had an orgy in the back of a limo.  I do believe it…

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One Night Only

I tried very hard to stay out of trouble for a while.  Girl trouble.  So naturally, I worked myself half to death.  Summer ended, the holidays fast approached.  The first of them, Halloween - my favorite.  Of course, every night is like Halloween when you're a stripper.  Sexy, naughty, barely-there costumes.  That year, I decided…

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Warning: Don’t Feed the Lesbian

I know what you're thinking: why the hell would you have sex with a woman whose hygiene was more than questionable?  It's easy.  I didn't do a damn thing - a pillow princess to the extreme.  And just to clarify: that's not my style.  I'm very active in my sexual endeavors; that's what I love the…