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StripperLand 2011…really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJyI_xVUy_Q

Okay, so I'd watch this. Not for the horrific special effects or the bare naked women running around attacking the men, but to laugh my ass off at the thought of someone paying good money to produce such bullshit. And it'd be pretty entertaining. I do have a question -- how do stripper zombies manage to run in stilettos?

My First Blog Award

Thank you Sensi Boutique  for presenting me with the TMI Award! The TMI Blog Award honors those blogs that discuss everything in detail and do it well. These bloggers aren’t afraid to discuss their most awkward, embarrassing and intimate experiences with honesty, humor and little to no filter. Here are the rules Thank the person who…

The Do-Over: Vegas Recap

What happens in Vegas...sometimes really sucks.  I had to get out of town and the opportunity presented itself last minute, so off I went with two friends.  Yes, it happen just that fast.  I had grown tired of Tampa and drama and I figured, what the hell?  Why not?  I have no kids, no relationship,…

Now Back to Your Regularly Scheduled Program

And now, let's pick up where we left off...in Vegas. I'll post a couple of previous blogs to refresh your pretty little memories...

Sayonara

I feel good.  Really, really good.  I've expunged that horrid episode and she has served her purpose.  Entertaining my loyal readers.  How did it end?  Well, if you must know, it went a little something like this: Int. Work - My Office - morning I dutifully sit typing at my desk when an IM pops…

Hallelujah!

Ever see a woman skipping through the tulips and wondered what the hell she was on?  That's how I feel right now.  1 of 4 of my beloved sex toys has been replaced since Hurricane Deluded swept through my bedroom.  I have had, count them, 3 days of vibrating bliss and I am thrilled.  Had…

Occupy Atlanta

Ugh.  Sunday night with Psycho aka Deluded.  I was more than happy to keep myself occupied in the kitchen making the salad.  With all of my best intentions of being semi-friendly (at least), I just couldn't muster up too much by way of conversation.  I chopped up all of the vegetables and left them on…

Who Does That?

Sunday morning came way too quickly.  She did too, apparently.  So much so, that she actually woke up semi-refreshed.  I didn't bring up anything about what I overheard the night before.  I didn't want to give her the satisfaction.  I decided that I have to hold myself responsible: I'm that hot.  So who could blame…

Yet another job being taken over by machines…and it’s fascinating!

Just one question: where do the tips go?  And speaking of tips, do they take cash or oil?  Either way it sounds expensive...muchos thanks to Unicorn Booty for the heads up on this fantastic video!  Unicorn Booty...where gay is good 🙂