Ever see a woman skipping through the tulips and wondered what the hell she was on? That’s how I feel right now. 1 of 4 of my beloved sex toys has been replaced since Hurricane Deluded swept through my bedroom. I have had, count them, 3 days of vibrating bliss and I am thrilled. Had them personally delivered by my Pure Romance consultant and good friend in the parking lot of my job. To others, it may have looked like a comical drug deal going down. Eh, it kind of was. If you have a waterproof silver bullet in your possession, you know what I’m talking about. It’s like a drug and I’ve been missing my fix for several weeks. No worries now, though! I’m so happy I want to share it with the world…or at least anyone following my incessant rambling.
Stacey Wasserman with Pure Romance…Shameless plug? Why yes, yes it is. And no, I’m not Stacey, in case you were wondering 🙂
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I would love to share this experience with you…
oh, that’s not what you meant?
That is quite a story about a most unpleasant relationship. I don’t completely understand why you put up with her for as long as you did.
The changes to the website are very appealing, but it is slowing down my progress in reading the blog. I can’t read in the office when other people are around who might look it the door. Great ass on that girl, though. Anyone you know?
Mike
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My friends don’t understand either. I guess I was afraid she might snap on me and bludgeon me with her claw toe. But seriously, I was more aghast that someone could be so vile and not realize it.
I’ve been considering changing the background pic as well. I’ve experienced the same – whoops – moment at work or in some cafe. Lol, but it’s such a nice view.
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Anyone you know?
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oh, nope. but very similar to ladies I know…
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