Stripping 101: It’s not for the Weak

Being the perfectionist that I am, I was way too eager to become the best little stripper I could possibly be.  I took it as a challenge.  And I went at it in a way only I could...with unrelenting and slightly obsessive fervor.  I worked on my bootyshaking, which proved to be fruitless at first. …

The Aftermath

So, I completed my first lapdance.  I walked out of the booth feeling a little dizzy, and a lot sleazy.  I was conflicted.  Is this really what I should be doing in my spare time from dance rehearsals, classes and performances?  Was this money really worth it?  I wasn't sure yet.  Sure, the guy was…

Finding My Sexy

If you've been keeping up with my posts, and I sure hope you have, you will have noticed that I changed the title for this entry.  I felt this one was more suitable for the message I am about to share with you. Back to the back we went.  It was almost in slow motion, waiting…

Why Would They Put a Step There?

Hello again...I know, I'm late.  But in my defense, I was late to stage too.  Waiting backstage for a song to end when you know you're up next is probably similar to waiting, blindfolded, for the word "Fire!" at your execution.  I was that scared.  And then it did end.  And God said my name again. …

What’s that little handkerchief for?

By now, I hope you're really intrigued.  I certainly was.  If you're the type of person who enjoys people-watching at the mall, you would be in heaven in a strip club dressing room.  This particular one would become the scene for fights, girls passed out, bitch sessions, managerial meetings and I'm sure a line or…