Oh, The Horror…

Remember what it felt like to get off of a carnival ride with questionable safety regulations -- your legs feel like jelly, the sky is spinning and watching people having fun makes you want to puke...very similar to my current dilemma.  It was blistering hot, even that early in the morning.  The air even smelled weird.  My car sat…

Doubts, Always the Doubts

By the time I got home after my thought-filled drive, I decided that perhaps I should rethink the whole 'date Jen' thing.  I mean, she obviously had no intention of being exclusive.  Otherwise, why would she have done such a thing right in front of me, other people...what is she crazy?  A ho?  I thought…

Fake It To Make It

They say 'the world is a stage.'  And it's true.  Sometimes we put on airs that convey the person we want people to see and like, but not necessarily our actual selves.  As a stripper, you have to take it a step further.  You have to create a persona that you think will net you…

No Sex in the Champagne Room, but spanking’s okay Pt. II

There we were...me, this man and his running shorts.  I gave a weak, 'hi.'  His response was even weaker than mine.  But he gave a small smile and motioned for me to sit down.  So I did and he immediately jumped up as if his seat were on fire.  I was so scared, I had…