I’m Rubber and You’re Glue, Whatever Sticks to Me…Ew.

For the first time, Nate grew a set of balls.  He was showing off for his wife.  I was impressed.  I'd never really heard him raise his voice at anyone.  Actually, I didn't really have a major problem with him until he stupidly started fucking Jen.  But then again, why wouldn't he?  They had been…

If I Only Had A Brain…Or A Penis.

I won't keep you in suspense.  But I have to say that I must have a thing for backseats.  A group of us, consisting of mostly the same ladies from the Halloween outing, went out partying (surprise!) and got comfortably intoxicated and had an orgy in the back of a limo.  I do believe it…

One Night Only

I tried very hard to stay out of trouble for a while.  Girl trouble.  So naturally, I worked myself half to death.  Summer ended, the holidays fast approached.  The first of them, Halloween - my favorite.  Of course, every night is like Halloween when you're a stripper.  Sexy, naughty, barely-there costumes.  That year, I decided…

Warning: Don’t Feed the Lesbian

I know what you're thinking: why the hell would you have sex with a woman whose hygiene was more than questionable?  It's easy.  I didn't do a damn thing - a pillow princess to the extreme.  And just to clarify: that's not my style.  I'm very active in my sexual endeavors; that's what I love the…

“Butch” and the Sundance Kid

I regretted giving Lisa my number as soon as my feet hit land.  I had no idea how much until about a week later.  She called me the next day.  Of course she did.  As we were chatting, I scolded myself.  What is my issue?  Had I really become that conceited that I thought I was…

Something Funky This Way Comes

I eventually got over Theresa.  And under someone else.  It didn't happen right away and it was a bad choice, hands down.  But it was pity sex that was cute and pathetic at the same time.  Life went on at the strip club for awhile...running shorts guy came and went a few times (figuratively, not…

My Two Selves

I can't help but compare my present life with the events in my past.  It's like I'm in a parallel universe as I live and experience things now and reminisce about things way back when.  When it comes to relationships, I'm not sure if I've matured enough since then...I'm single again.  I had to make…

You Got to Coordinate

Working in a strip club when you're in a fantastic mood is actually really fun.  Smiles are infectious and mine was contaminating the entire building.  Who could resist getting a dance from an entertainer who seemed to love her job so much?  'Would you like to see me naked?'  Sure!  'Good, because I can't wait to…

Damn!

She called me!  I was the happiest little lesbian stripper in the world.  I couldn't believe she called me!  Of course she waited for the obligatory three-day rule, but I didn't care.  Things in Tampa were definitely looking up and I was so thrilled that I had made the move from dreary Orlando.  I had…

Blah Blah Blah

I stared at the phone as it rang.  I didn't quite know what to do at first.  My friend's advice: 'don't answer it.  fuck that bitch.'  I remained silent because I have to be honest: I wanted to hear what she had to say.  How was she going to justify dumping her friend head first…