It Happened One Night

Yes, I know.  It's been awhile.  Two major events currently: my first show premiere-red carpet and everything!  And two: I have a new girlfriend.  And let me tell you: she's hot.  I went against one of my earlier rules but at least she's not a stripper, a former stripper, doesn't dress like a stripper and…

And the Winner is…

The months went by and I was working quite a schedule: four 7-10 hour days as an aspiring professional dancer and two to three 8 hour nights as a blossoming stripper.  Plus, I still had the part-time job in the lingerie boutique doing sales, advertising and directing fashion shows.  Thinking back to those days, I envision a photograph…

What’s that little handkerchief for?

By now, I hope you're really intrigued.  I certainly was.  If you're the type of person who enjoys people-watching at the mall, you would be in heaven in a strip club dressing room.  This particular one would become the scene for fights, girls passed out, bitch sessions, managerial meetings and I'm sure a line or…