I won’t keep you in suspense. But I have to say that I must have a thing for backseats. A group of us, consisting of mostly the same ladies from the Halloween outing, went out partying (surprise!) and got comfortably intoxicated and had an orgy in the back of a limo. I do believe it … Continue reading If I Only Had A Brain…Or A Penis.
So there I was – nice, cool, clean white sheets with an absolutely gorgeous woman spooning me…just where I would die to be at this very moment. And I couldn’t stop coughing. It got so bad that I couldn’t breathe. Theresa tried rubbing my back, slowly inching away from her contaminated bedmate. Who the hell could … Continue reading It’s Gettin’ Hot in Here
I can’t help but compare my present life with the events in my past. It’s like I’m in a parallel universe as I live and experience things now and reminisce about things way back when. When it comes to relationships, I’m not sure if I’ve matured enough since then…I’m single again. I had to make … Continue reading My Two Selves
I stared at the phone as it rang. I didn’t quite know what to do at first. My friend’s advice: ‘don’t answer it. fuck that bitch.’ I remained silent because I have to be honest: I wanted to hear what she had to say. How was she going to justify dumping her friend head first … Continue reading Blah Blah Blah