If I Only Had A Brain…Or A Penis.

I won't keep you in suspense.  But I have to say that I must have a thing for backseats.  A group of us, consisting of mostly the same ladies from the Halloween outing, went out partying (surprise!) and got comfortably intoxicated and had an orgy in the back of a limo.  I do believe it…

It’s Gettin’ Hot in Here

So there I was - nice, cool, clean white sheets with an absolutely gorgeous woman spooning me...just where I would die to be at this very moment.  And I couldn't stop coughing.  It got so bad that I couldn't breathe.  Theresa tried rubbing my back, slowly inching away from her contaminated bedmate.  Who the hell could…

My Two Selves

I can't help but compare my present life with the events in my past.  It's like I'm in a parallel universe as I live and experience things now and reminisce about things way back when.  When it comes to relationships, I'm not sure if I've matured enough since then...I'm single again.  I had to make…

Blah Blah Blah

I stared at the phone as it rang.  I didn't quite know what to do at first.  My friend's advice: 'don't answer it.  fuck that bitch.'  I remained silent because I have to be honest: I wanted to hear what she had to say.  How was she going to justify dumping her friend head first…