I regretted giving Lisa my number as soon as my feet hit land. I had no idea how much until about a week later. She called me the next day. Of course she did. As we were chatting, I scolded myself. What is my issue? Had I really become that conceited that I thought I was…
I eventually got over Theresa. And under someone else. It didn't happen right away and it was a bad choice, hands down. But it was pity sex that was cute and pathetic at the same time. Life went on at the strip club for awhile...running shorts guy came and went a few times (figuratively, not…
So there I was - nice, cool, clean white sheets with an absolutely gorgeous woman spooning me...just where I would die to be at this very moment. And I couldn't stop coughing. It got so bad that I couldn't breathe. Theresa tried rubbing my back, slowly inching away from her contaminated bedmate. Who the hell could…
I can't help but compare my present life with the events in my past. It's like I'm in a parallel universe as I live and experience things now and reminisce about things way back when. When it comes to relationships, I'm not sure if I've matured enough since then...I'm single again. I had to make…
Working in a strip club when you're in a fantastic mood is actually really fun. Smiles are infectious and mine was contaminating the entire building. Who could resist getting a dance from an entertainer who seemed to love her job so much? 'Would you like to see me naked?' Sure! 'Good, because I can't wait to…
She called me! I was the happiest little lesbian stripper in the world. I couldn't believe she called me! Of course she waited for the obligatory three-day rule, but I didn't care. Things in Tampa were definitely looking up and I was so thrilled that I had made the move from dreary Orlando. I had…
I stared at the phone as it rang. I didn't quite know what to do at first. My friend's advice: 'don't answer it. fuck that bitch.' I remained silent because I have to be honest: I wanted to hear what she had to say. How was she going to justify dumping her friend head first…
Remember what it felt like to get off of a carnival ride with questionable safety regulations -- your legs feel like jelly, the sky is spinning and watching people having fun makes you want to puke...very similar to my current dilemma. It was blistering hot, even that early in the morning. The air even smelled weird. My car sat…
Let me remind you: I was completely, helplessly immobile yet undeniably aware of what was going on around me. It reminds me of the movie 'Awake' where the guy is getting open heart surgery and is supposed to be anesthetized, but is actually still conscious. He could also feel everything, as did I. Thank goodness…
Yes, I know. It's been awhile. Two major events currently: my first show premiere-red carpet and everything! And two: I have a new girlfriend. And let me tell you: she's hot. I went against one of my earlier rules but at least she's not a stripper, a former stripper, doesn't dress like a stripper and…
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The Southern Strip 