It Happened One Night

Yes, I know.  It's been awhile.  Two major events currently: my first show premiere-red carpet and everything!  And two: I have a new girlfriend.  And let me tell you: she's hot.  I went against one of my earlier rules but at least she's not a stripper, a former stripper, doesn't dress like a stripper and…

This Wasn’t Part of the Plan

I had no job. Stripping isn't a job...it's an activity with the chance of random prosperity.  A job has a set schedule and routine that is required to receive a paycheck.  A paycheck is a form of payment for services rendered.  Out of that paycheck taxes are paid to the country in which one resides…

Stripping 101: It’s not for the Weak

Being the perfectionist that I am, I was way too eager to become the best little stripper I could possibly be.  I took it as a challenge.  And I went at it in a way only I could...with unrelenting and slightly obsessive fervor.  I worked on my bootyshaking, which proved to be fruitless at first. …

The Aftermath

So, I completed my first lapdance.  I walked out of the booth feeling a little dizzy, and a lot sleazy.  I was conflicted.  Is this really what I should be doing in my spare time from dance rehearsals, classes and performances?  Was this money really worth it?  I wasn't sure yet.  Sure, the guy was…