StripperLand 2011…really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJyI_xVUy_Q

Okay, so I'd watch this. Not for the horrific special effects or the bare naked women running around attacking the men, but to laugh my ass off at the thought of someone paying good money to produce such bullshit. And it'd be pretty entertaining. I do have a question -- how do stripper zombies manage to run in stilettos?

The Do-Over: Vegas Recap

What happens in Vegas...sometimes really sucks.  I had to get out of town and the opportunity presented itself last minute, so off I went with two friends.  Yes, it happen just that fast.  I had grown tired of Tampa and drama and I figured, what the hell?  Why not?  I have no kids, no relationship,…

Confessions, Pt LVIII

'I used to do porn,' she says.  'No shit,' I'm thinking.  I knew it.  Her technique the night before reminded me of several porn flicks I've seen over the years.  It looks good on camera, but you know it isn't accomplishing jack.  I brought up something I thought she said the night before: did you…

“The Stripper Myth” – Chris Rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmGcS-1PcKw

To My Deluded...and her $200,000 student loan debt.

Confessions, Pt. II

I can't explain my thought process over the next few days: I went from anger to sadness to pity and back full circle to pissed.  It was unreal.  Her behavior, that is.  Yes, I'm still talking about Deluded.  Once our festivities were over for the evening, I rolled over and tried to go to sleep,…

Dear Cupid

Fuck you. How's that for a welcome back to the land of the Southern Strip?  Now that I've got your attention, have I got news for you!  Don't worry, I will pick up where I left off in Vegas, but I really have to share some recent events.  I have officially met Satan's disciple in…

What if…?

Hi there.  I know, I know, it's been a while.  And this note is just that.  A note.  I have several drafts started and I will definitely continue to share my life with you - the past and the present.  That brings me to the point of this entry.  While I continue through life, busy…

Now Serving #976

We got up fairly early, around noon, which is fairly early for strippers.  Our plan?  Go to the sheriff's station and get our permits, come back to the hotel, squeeze in some gambling and a small nap, get ready for work and arrive at The Cheetah by 2 am to get on the 3 am…

Work Smarter, Not Harder

Picture it. Tampa, 2002. (Yes, I’m a Golden Girls fan!) Half-naked women everywhere. Hungry - bills to pay, mouths to feed, shoes to buy. Timing is everything. Him? No. He just got here. Let him marinate for a minute. If you're the first to go over, you're almost guaranteed a rejection. He wants to survey…

If I Only Had A Brain…Or A Penis.

I won't keep you in suspense.  But I have to say that I must have a thing for backseats.  A group of us, consisting of mostly the same ladies from the Halloween outing, went out partying (surprise!) and got comfortably intoxicated and had an orgy in the back of a limo.  I do believe it…