Welcome To The (Neon) Jungle

Vegas.  One can never truly appreciate the buzz of every color neon imaginable.  Everything glowed: bars, clubs, casinos, hotels, buses, even the Waffle House had neon.  Now, I always thought that the purpose of neon was to differentiate yourself from the others: but what about when EVERYTHING has neon trim?  Is that stuff toxic in…

Fake It To Make It

They say 'the world is a stage.'  And it's true.  Sometimes we put on airs that convey the person we want people to see and like, but not necessarily our actual selves.  As a stripper, you have to take it a step further.  You have to create a persona that you think will net you…

Stripping 101: It’s not for the Weak

Being the perfectionist that I am, I was way too eager to become the best little stripper I could possibly be.  I took it as a challenge.  And I went at it in a way only I could...with unrelenting and slightly obsessive fervor.  I worked on my bootyshaking, which proved to be fruitless at first. …

Finding My Sexy

If you've been keeping up with my posts, and I sure hope you have, you will have noticed that I changed the title for this entry.  I felt this one was more suitable for the message I am about to share with you. Back to the back we went.  It was almost in slow motion, waiting…

What’s that little handkerchief for?

By now, I hope you're really intrigued.  I certainly was.  If you're the type of person who enjoys people-watching at the mall, you would be in heaven in a strip club dressing room.  This particular one would become the scene for fights, girls passed out, bitch sessions, managerial meetings and I'm sure a line or…

The Good, The Bad & the WTF’s

Honestly, this title could apply to my entire blog, but I chose it for this particular entry because there is nothing like stepping into a strip club for the very first time.  All the while knowing that the stage you're walking by is about to become your platform and the people you're passing are  no longer men, but…