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We got up fairly early, around noon, which is fairly early for strippers.  Our plan?  Go to the sheriff's station and get our permits, come back to the hotel, squeeze in some gambling and a small nap, get ready for work and arrive at The Cheetah by 2 am to get on the 3 am…

The Incredibly Credible Misadventures of 3 Strippers in Vegas

What happens in Vegas...sometimes really sucks.  I had to get out of town and the opportunity presented itself last minute, so off I went with two friends.  Yes, it happen just that fast.  I had grown tired of Tampa and drama and I figured, what the hell?  Why not?  I have no kids, no relationship,…

Yes, There Are Lapdances In Heaven

It's been awhile.  And yes, I've missed you too.  Thanksgiving is just around the corner and I find myself facing yet another holiday season single, passive and not so jolly.  I could be on the verge of a breakdown, but I have to force myself to remember what I should be grateful for.  I have…

You Got to Coordinate

Working in a strip club when you're in a fantastic mood is actually really fun.  Smiles are infectious and mine was contaminating the entire building.  Who could resist getting a dance from an entertainer who seemed to love her job so much?  'Would you like to see me naked?'  Sure!  'Good, because I can't wait to…

Damn!

She called me!  I was the happiest little lesbian stripper in the world.  I couldn't believe she called me!  Of course she waited for the obligatory three-day rule, but I didn't care.  Things in Tampa were definitely looking up and I was so thrilled that I had made the move from dreary Orlando.  I had…

Oh, The Horror…

Remember what it felt like to get off of a carnival ride with questionable safety regulations -- your legs feel like jelly, the sky is spinning and watching people having fun makes you want to puke...very similar to my current dilemma.  It was blistering hot, even that early in the morning.  The air even smelled weird.  My car sat…

It Happened One Night

Yes, I know.  It's been awhile.  Two major events currently: my first show premiere-red carpet and everything!  And two: I have a new girlfriend.  And let me tell you: she's hot.  I went against one of my earlier rules but at least she's not a stripper, a former stripper, doesn't dress like a stripper and…

The Road Less Traveled

This was my first accident.  I didn't know what to do...except get out of the road.  And quickly.  But I couldn't just leave the car here, right?  Wasn't that illegal?  A form of littering?  I had to figure out how to take this immobile hunk of metal with me.  My irrational mind was in overdrive. …

This Wasn’t Part of the Plan

I had no job. Stripping isn't a job...it's an activity with the chance of random prosperity.  A job has a set schedule and routine that is required to receive a paycheck.  A paycheck is a form of payment for services rendered.  Out of that paycheck taxes are paid to the country in which one resides…

I Never Saw That One Coming

Back on the homefront, things were going pretty well.  I was still involved with the dance company, traveling to shows, taking classes, performing, training, working at the shop, etc.  I was growing closer to my roomie, thanks to our awesome tag teaming in a downtown bar fight with these two guys who were mad because…