Strippers are notorious for being no-shows, late, unkempt and even lazy. Former strippers sometimes have a tendency to maintain some of those ill-gotten habits every once in a while. While I have random moments of perfection, I confess. I’ve been a bit sidetracked. Life happens and what was happening in my life at that moment … Continue reading F#ck@ng Strippers. G*dd^mn Lesbians.
…problem – for strippers. Very few people believe that there is an abundance of intelligence in the world of exotic performance. I’ve brought it up before, but I now feel the need to elaborate on what I’ve aptly termed, ‘Stripper Calculus.’ Let’s take a look, shall we? LIMITS OF FUNCTIONS AS X APPROACHES A CONSTANT … Continue reading A Word…
EAR SUCKING SUCKS Lap dances are extremely personal impersonal encounters. By personal, I mean that you are two adults in a small room alone together where she gets naked and you watch. Impersonal means that this is not the appropriate time for you to engage in activity reserved for your significant other, no matter how … Continue reading P.S.A #1: Public Stripper Announcement
If you’ve never seen a woman sprint in 7″ stilettos, well…it’s a sight because she can’t just run like a normal person. Extremely high stilettos are like horse hooves: you have to pick your feet up higher than normal to make sure you don’t trip and go head first into the dirt. And trying to … Continue reading If Cleanliness is Next to Godliness…
Okay, so after a couple more weeks at Turbulence, it just wasn’t my thing. I didn’t like the crowd. I didn’t like the music and I definitely didn’t like the manager. And the tips I was bringing in just wasn’t enough to make up for it. To recoup my losses, I doubled down on my … Continue reading Tit for Tat
Yep. I’m pinning stuff. But it’s uber interesting stuff – featured clubs, cities and, yes, even featured entertainers from the past and the present. Learn where she got those shoes and how you can get them for an even better price. Plus, industry news like who slapped who in the parking lot of what club in what city and which states require permits. I’ve also included other ‘family’ member information: porn stars (hey, they’re cool peeps!), burlesque performers (you gotta know where you came from!) and cool scenes from really cool strip-inspired movies, books and blogs. Oh, and gay stuff, too. I’m still gay on Pinterest. I’m branching out…one limb at a time. Join me, will ya?
It was an OMG moment embedded in my wee brain forever. THIS is what a Las Vegas strip club is supposed to look like. If you took a gander at the video in my previous entry, you can appreciate the scene I walked into. There might as well have been Cheech Marin screaming at the … Continue reading Wee!
Okay, so I’d watch this. Not for the horrific special effects or the bare naked women running around attacking the men, but to laugh my ass off at the thought of someone paying good money to produce such bullshit. And it’d be pretty entertaining. I do have a question — how do stripper zombies manage to run in stilettos?
What happens in Vegas…sometimes really sucks. I had to get out of town and the opportunity presented itself last minute, so off I went with two friends. Yes, it happen just that fast. I had grown tired of Tampa and drama and I figured, what the hell? Why not? I have no kids, no relationship, … Continue reading The Do-Over: Vegas Recap