Hallelujah!

Ever see a woman skipping through the tulips and wondered what the hell she was on?  That's how I feel right now.  1 of 4 of my beloved sex toys has been replaced since Hurricane Deluded swept through my bedroom.  I have had, count them, 3 days of vibrating bliss and I am thrilled.  Had…

Warning: Don’t Feed the Lesbian

I know what you're thinking: why the hell would you have sex with a woman whose hygiene was more than questionable?  It's easy.  I didn't do a damn thing - a pillow princess to the extreme.  And just to clarify: that's not my style.  I'm very active in my sexual endeavors; that's what I love the…