Ever see a woman skipping through the tulips and wondered what the hell she was on? That’s how I feel right now. 1 of 4 of my beloved sex toys has been replaced since Hurricane Deluded swept through my bedroom. I have had, count them, 3 days of vibrating bliss and I am thrilled. Had … Continue reading Hallelujah!
I know what you’re thinking: why the hell would you have sex with a woman whose hygiene was more than questionable? It’s easy. I didn’t do a damn thing – a pillow princess to the extreme. And just to clarify: that’s not my style. I’m very active in my sexual endeavors; that’s what I love the … Continue reading Warning: Don’t Feed the Lesbian