The Man in the Morning

We awoke the following morning, half-expecting that uncomfortable, 'wow, we had sex last night' feeling.  But it was actually kind of average.  He was a nice guy and I didn't regret spending the evening with him.  I noticed something, though.  He walked more upright, had a strong smile instead of a goofy grin, a relaxed…

You’re a Good Boy! Yes you are!

I arrived early, way before it was time for my bar back to load the tub.  I made a few minor adjustments: my tub position, cash register position, my bottle opener position - I was so ready.  When the bar back brought out his beer cases, I brought out my notepad and pen. What are…

My First Blog Award

Thank you Sensi Boutique  for presenting me with the TMI Award! The TMI Blog Award honors those blogs that discuss everything in detail and do it well. These bloggers aren’t afraid to discuss their most awkward, embarrassing and intimate experiences with honesty, humor and little to no filter. Here are the rules Thank the person who…

Warning: Don’t Feed the Lesbian

I know what you're thinking: why the hell would you have sex with a woman whose hygiene was more than questionable?  It's easy.  I didn't do a damn thing - a pillow princess to the extreme.  And just to clarify: that's not my style.  I'm very active in my sexual endeavors; that's what I love the…

Something Funky This Way Comes

I eventually got over Theresa.  And under someone else.  It didn't happen right away and it was a bad choice, hands down.  But it was pity sex that was cute and pathetic at the same time.  Life went on at the strip club for awhile...running shorts guy came and went a few times (figuratively, not…

I Never Saw That One Coming

Back on the homefront, things were going pretty well.  I was still involved with the dance company, traveling to shows, taking classes, performing, training, working at the shop, etc.  I was growing closer to my roomie, thanks to our awesome tag teaming in a downtown bar fight with these two guys who were mad because…

Fake It To Make It

They say 'the world is a stage.'  And it's true.  Sometimes we put on airs that convey the person we want people to see and like, but not necessarily our actual selves.  As a stripper, you have to take it a step further.  You have to create a persona that you think will net you…