If Cleanliness is Next to Godliness…

If you've never seen a woman sprint in 7" stilettos, well...it's a sight because she can't just run like a normal person.  Extremely high stilettos are like horse hooves: you have to pick your feet up higher than normal to make sure you don't trip and go head first into the dirt.  And trying to…

What if…?

Hi there.  I know, I know, it's been a while.  And this note is just that.  A note.  I have several drafts started and I will definitely continue to share my life with you - the past and the present.  That brings me to the point of this entry.  While I continue through life, busy…

You Got to Coordinate

Working in a strip club when you're in a fantastic mood is actually really fun.  Smiles are infectious and mine was contaminating the entire building.  Who could resist getting a dance from an entertainer who seemed to love her job so much?  'Would you like to see me naked?'  Sure!  'Good, because I can't wait to…

Fake It To Make It

They say 'the world is a stage.'  And it's true.  Sometimes we put on airs that convey the person we want people to see and like, but not necessarily our actual selves.  As a stripper, you have to take it a step further.  You have to create a persona that you think will net you…

Stripping 101: It’s not for the Weak

Being the perfectionist that I am, I was way too eager to become the best little stripper I could possibly be.  I took it as a challenge.  And I went at it in a way only I could...with unrelenting and slightly obsessive fervor.  I worked on my bootyshaking, which proved to be fruitless at first. …

Why Would They Put a Step There?

Hello again...I know, I'm late.  But in my defense, I was late to stage too.  Waiting backstage for a song to end when you know you're up next is probably similar to waiting, blindfolded, for the word "Fire!" at your execution.  I was that scared.  And then it did end.  And God said my name again. …

What’s that little handkerchief for?

By now, I hope you're really intrigued.  I certainly was.  If you're the type of person who enjoys people-watching at the mall, you would be in heaven in a strip club dressing room.  This particular one would become the scene for fights, girls passed out, bitch sessions, managerial meetings and I'm sure a line or…