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EAR SUCKING SUCKS Lap dances are extremely personal impersonal encounters. By personal, I mean that you are two adults in a small room alone together where she gets naked and you watch. Impersonal means that this is not the appropriate time for you to engage in activity reserved for your significant other, no matter how … Continue reading P.S.A #1: Public Stripper Announcement
It’s been awhile. And yes, I’ve missed you too. Thanksgiving is just around the corner and I find myself facing yet another holiday season single, passive and not so jolly. I could be on the verge of a breakdown, but I have to force myself to remember what I should be grateful for. I have … Continue reading Yes, There Are Lapdances In Heaven
As the summer continued, I started to spend more and more time working in Tampa. Mostly to make money, but let’s be honest…having a love interest is extremely motivating. For our lunch date, I took Jen to some swanky place in the new International Mall. It was nice. We laughed, shared a bit about ourselves and, … Continue reading No Sex in the Champagne Room, but spanking’s okay…Pt I