You Got to Coordinate

Working in a strip club when you're in a fantastic mood is actually really fun.  Smiles are infectious and mine was contaminating the entire building.  Who could resist getting a dance from an entertainer who seemed to love her job so much?  'Would you like to see me naked?'  Sure!  'Good, because I can't wait to…

Damn!

She called me!  I was the happiest little lesbian stripper in the world.  I couldn't believe she called me!  Of course she waited for the obligatory three-day rule, but I didn't care.  Things in Tampa were definitely looking up and I was so thrilled that I had made the move from dreary Orlando.  I had…

This Just In…

Once back in Orlando, I was eager for September 12 to arrive.  I had a great time in New York, but I was ready for my career at Snizney to start.  A fellow dancer from the dance company back in Gainesville was already working for them and loving it.  But in the meantime, bills still needed to be…

I Never Saw That One Coming

Back on the homefront, things were going pretty well.  I was still involved with the dance company, traveling to shows, taking classes, performing, training, working at the shop, etc.  I was growing closer to my roomie, thanks to our awesome tag teaming in a downtown bar fight with these two guys who were mad because…

Fake It To Make It

They say 'the world is a stage.'  And it's true.  Sometimes we put on airs that convey the person we want people to see and like, but not necessarily our actual selves.  As a stripper, you have to take it a step further.  You have to create a persona that you think will net you…

No Sex in the Champagne Room, but spanking’s okay Pt. II

There we were...me, this man and his running shorts.  I gave a weak, 'hi.'  His response was even weaker than mine.  But he gave a small smile and motioned for me to sit down.  So I did and he immediately jumped up as if his seat were on fire.  I was so scared, I had…

The Aftermath

So, I completed my first lapdance.  I walked out of the booth feeling a little dizzy, and a lot sleazy.  I was conflicted.  Is this really what I should be doing in my spare time from dance rehearsals, classes and performances?  Was this money really worth it?  I wasn't sure yet.  Sure, the guy was…

What’s that little handkerchief for?

By now, I hope you're really intrigued.  I certainly was.  If you're the type of person who enjoys people-watching at the mall, you would be in heaven in a strip club dressing room.  This particular one would become the scene for fights, girls passed out, bitch sessions, managerial meetings and I'm sure a line or…

The Good, The Bad & the WTF’s

Honestly, this title could apply to my entire blog, but I chose it for this particular entry because there is nothing like stepping into a strip club for the very first time.  All the while knowing that the stage you're walking by is about to become your platform and the people you're passing are  no longer men, but…

You’re doing what!?

If I could pinpoint the moment when I first decided that getting naked for a living wasn't such a bad idea...I'd invent a time machine, go back and smack the hell out of myself...maybe.  And I say maybe because I don't think I'd be the person I am without going through the challenges of surviving in…