Oh, The Horror…

Remember what it felt like to get off of a carnival ride with questionable safety regulations -- your legs feel like jelly, the sky is spinning and watching people having fun makes you want to puke...very similar to my current dilemma.  It was blistering hot, even that early in the morning.  The air even smelled weird.  My car sat…

The Morning After

Let me remind you: I was completely, helplessly immobile yet undeniably aware of what was going on around me.  It reminds me of the movie 'Awake' where the guy is getting open heart surgery and is supposed to be anesthetized, but is actually still conscious.  He could also feel everything, as did I.  Thank goodness…

It Happened One Night

Yes, I know.  It's been awhile.  Two major events currently: my first show premiere-red carpet and everything!  And two: I have a new girlfriend.  And let me tell you: she's hot.  I went against one of my earlier rules but at least she's not a stripper, a former stripper, doesn't dress like a stripper and…

The Road Less Traveled

This was my first accident.  I didn't know what to do...except get out of the road.  And quickly.  But I couldn't just leave the car here, right?  Wasn't that illegal?  A form of littering?  I had to figure out how to take this immobile hunk of metal with me.  My irrational mind was in overdrive. …