Quid Pro Hoe

You may remember the below scenario from my contribution for the TMI Award.  I'm sharing it again because, well, it happen right around this time during my stint at this particular lesbian bar.  But allow me to elaborate... Tampa, me, drunk...insert cute bartender, Gwen - cute, with long black hair and the knowledge of every popular…

Confessions, Pt. I

Dear Deluded, I thought it fitting to communicate via letter since that's how we communicated best.  I'm not trying to offend you, but I feel that there are some things I need to get off of my chest.  Nay, deserve to get off of my chest.  From a distance. From the first evening of your…

One Night Only

I tried very hard to stay out of trouble for a while.  Girl trouble.  So naturally, I worked myself half to death.  Summer ended, the holidays fast approached.  The first of them, Halloween - my favorite.  Of course, every night is like Halloween when you're a stripper.  Sexy, naughty, barely-there costumes.  That year, I decided…