You may remember the below scenario from my contribution for the TMI Award. I’m sharing it again because, well, it happen right around this time during my stint at this particular lesbian bar. But allow me to elaborate… Tampa, me, drunk…insert cute bartender, Gwen – cute, with long black hair and the knowledge of every popular … Continue reading Quid Pro Hoe
So, you know that character on Family Guy who seems overly hyper and sex-driven? That’s the only character that comes to mind when I think of this girl – one of my dance group members. While one could say she was just bubbly and happy, I always got the feeling that perhaps she was a … Continue reading Giggity.
There is nothing more thrilling than feeling like a star. Even if it is just for the night. We left the club on a high – ready for more, ready to make a profit. We had two months to prepare. At first, everyone was on board until the date was changed. They wanted us to … Continue reading To Wong Foo, Thanks for Nothing
I started with my dance classmates. Some of them were young, still living with parents – or at least highly dependent on Mom and Dad – so the chances that they’d be interested in performing for peanuts was very high. I also enlisted the help of a couple of friends who had some dancing chops. … Continue reading AND?
Several days later, I was still alive and my hand hadn’t turned black, rotted and fallen off – so I felt a bit better. In betwixt all of my shenanigans, mostly just being a pissy stripper, I was still dancing with a small local company. It just always made me feel good to come full … Continue reading Break Up to Make Up
This is what I needed to do to Sharon…spend a ridiculous amount of money on a first class flight and seduce her in the bathroom…no sarcasm…that would have been awesome. Continue reading The Friendlier Skies
If you’ve never seen a woman sprint in 7″ stilettos, well…it’s a sight because she can’t just run like a normal person. Extremely high stilettos are like horse hooves: you have to pick your feet up higher than normal to make sure you don’t trip and go head first into the dirt. And trying to … Continue reading If Cleanliness is Next to Godliness…