Cuwinicu!

It was Frank.  I had a few reminders of who that man was that I met, conquered and couldn't seem to get rid of over the next few weeks.  Like - one hell of a bruise from the gear shift, a bit of a limp and phone call after phone call, like some lovesick high school…

We will now return to our regularly scheduled program...

My Cup Runneth Over…and Over

Ahhh...a new year brings a new attitude, a zest for life.  I am truly, truly the happiest I've been in a supremely long time.  So much so that it made me question whether or not to continue my blog.  I know!  I know!  But 2.5 seconds later, I realized that I'm no quitter.  I finish…

2012 in review

I am so grateful for the countless hours spent perusing my site and my thoughts - you guys really rock.  Below, you'll see how much you've rocked my 2012.  I fell off the wagon a bit in these last few months - new girlfriend, new job, more script writing requests (yay!), but I haven't forgotten…

F#ck@ng Strippers. G*dd^mn Lesbians.

Strippers are notorious for being no-shows, late, unkempt and even lazy.  Former strippers sometimes have a tendency to maintain some of those ill-gotten habits every once in a while.  While I have random moments of perfection, I confess.  I've been a bit sidetracked. Life happens and what was happening in my life at that moment…

Weight A Minute

Sometimes, the anticipation of a big move is scary, daunting and stressful.  But for me, it was exhilarating.  I was looking forward to a huge new place, new people and so many new opportunities.  I was bored in Tampa - I felt trapped in a role that wasn't really for me.  Kind of like forcing…

A Word…

...problem - for strippers. Very few people believe that there is an abundance of intelligence in the world of exotic performance.  I've brought it up before, but I now feel the need to elaborate on what I've aptly termed, 'Stripper Calculus.' Let's take a look, shall we? LIMITS OF FUNCTIONS AS X APPROACHES A CONSTANT…

PFFFFFFT!

When you finally get that elusive first dance of the night...

Strip For College Tuition?

A strip club offers to pay part of your tuition...now, where was this option when I was dancing? Kind of neat, actually.

My Neck, My Back, My Rug

I started taking some inventory: sofas, tables, bed, chairs, rugs - all things acquired from my previous engagement years prior.  Washer, dryer - things I bought from a fellow dancer.  Clothes, shoes, jewelry.  Things. So I tried looking at other things another way: A job. Cute apartment. Friends. A girlfriend. A career. When I looked…