It was Frank. I had a few reminders of who that man was that I met, conquered and couldn’t seem to get rid of over the next few weeks. Like – one hell of a bruise from the gear shift, a bit of a limp and phone call after phone call, like some lovesick high school … Continue reading Cuwinicu!
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Ahhh…a new year brings a new attitude, a zest for life. I am truly, truly the happiest I’ve been in a supremely long time. So much so that it made me question whether or not to continue my blog. I know! I know! But 2.5 seconds later, I realized that I’m no quitter. I finish … Continue reading My Cup Runneth Over…and Over
I am so grateful for the countless hours spent perusing my site and my thoughts – you guys really rock. Below, you’ll see how much you’ve rocked my 2012. I fell off the wagon a bit in these last few months – new girlfriend, new job, more script writing requests (yay!), but I haven’t forgotten … Continue reading 2012 in review
Strippers are notorious for being no-shows, late, unkempt and even lazy. Former strippers sometimes have a tendency to maintain some of those ill-gotten habits every once in a while. While I have random moments of perfection, I confess. I’ve been a bit sidetracked. Life happens and what was happening in my life at that moment … Continue reading F#ck@ng Strippers. G*dd^mn Lesbians.
Sometimes, the anticipation of a big move is scary, daunting and stressful. But for me, it was exhilarating. I was looking forward to a huge new place, new people and so many new opportunities. I was bored in Tampa – I felt trapped in a role that wasn’t really for me. Kind of like forcing … Continue reading Weight A Minute
…problem – for strippers. Very few people believe that there is an abundance of intelligence in the world of exotic performance. I’ve brought it up before, but I now feel the need to elaborate on what I’ve aptly termed, ‘Stripper Calculus.’ Let’s take a look, shall we? LIMITS OF FUNCTIONS AS X APPROACHES A CONSTANT … Continue reading A Word…
When you finally get that elusive first dance of the night… Continue reading PFFFFFFT!
A strip club offers to pay part of your tuition…now, where was this option when I was dancing? Kind of neat, actually. Continue reading Strip For College Tuition?
I started taking some inventory: sofas, tables, bed, chairs, rugs – all things acquired from my previous engagement years prior. Washer, dryer – things I bought from a fellow dancer. Clothes, shoes, jewelry. Things. So I tried looking at other things another way: A job. Cute apartment. Friends. A girlfriend. A career. When I looked … Continue reading My Neck, My Back, My Rug