A woman with issues with women…I still can’t figure us out.
EA games respond to letter writing campaign complaining about the inclusion of gay and lesbian characters in recent games. Recently, some EA titles have had the option for characters to engage in same sex relationships, this option was not forced on players they could also choose a member of the opposite sex as a partner. … Continue reading EA Targeted by Anti-Gay Letter Campaign
Thank you Sensi Boutique for presenting me with the TMI Award! The TMI Blog Award honors those blogs that discuss everything in detail and do it well. These bloggers aren’t afraid to discuss their most awkward, embarrassing and intimate experiences with honesty, humor and little to no filter. Here are the rules Thank the person who … Continue reading My First Blog Award
I feel good. Really, really good. I’ve expunged that horrid episode and she has served her purpose. Entertaining my loyal readers. How did it end? Well, if you must know, it went a little something like this: Int. Work – My Office – morning I dutifully sit typing at my desk when an IM pops … Continue reading Sayonara
Ever see a woman skipping through the tulips and wondered what the hell she was on? That’s how I feel right now. 1 of 4 of my beloved sex toys has been replaced since Hurricane Deluded swept through my bedroom. I have had, count them, 3 days of vibrating bliss and I am thrilled. Had … Continue reading Hallelujah!
Ugh. Sunday night with Psycho aka Deluded. I was more than happy to keep myself occupied in the kitchen making the salad. With all of my best intentions of being semi-friendly (at least), I just couldn’t muster up too much by way of conversation. I chopped up all of the vegetables and left them on … Continue reading Occupy Atlanta
Sunday morning came way too quickly. She did too, apparently. So much so, that she actually woke up semi-refreshed. I didn’t bring up anything about what I overheard the night before. I didn’t want to give her the satisfaction. I decided that I have to hold myself responsible: I’m that hot. So who could blame … Continue reading Who Does That?
‘I used to do porn,’ she says. ‘No shit,’ I’m thinking. I knew it. Her technique the night before reminded me of several porn flicks I’ve seen over the years. It looks good on camera, but you know it isn’t accomplishing jack. I brought up something I thought she said the night before: did you … Continue reading Confessions, Pt LVIII
I can’t explain my thought process over the next few days: I went from anger to sadness to pity and back full circle to pissed. It was unreal. Her behavior, that is. Yes, I’m still talking about Deluded. Once our festivities were over for the evening, I rolled over and tried to go to sleep, … Continue reading Confessions, Pt. II
Dear Deluded, I thought it fitting to communicate via letter since that’s how we communicated best. I’m not trying to offend you, but I feel that there are some things I need to get off of my chest. Nay, deserve to get off of my chest. From a distance. From the first evening of your … Continue reading Confessions, Pt. I
Fuck you. How’s that for a welcome back to the land of the Southern Strip? Now that I’ve got your attention, have I got news for you! Don’t worry, I will pick up where I left off in Vegas, but I really have to share some recent events. I have officially met Satan’s disciple in … Continue reading Dear Cupid
