P.S.A. #2 (Public Stripper Announcement)

When a man says, "No thanks.  I'm only here to watch the game..."

P.S.A #1: Public Stripper Announcement

EAR SUCKING SUCKS Lap dances are extremely personal impersonal encounters.  By personal, I mean that you are two adults in a small room alone together where she gets naked and you watch.  Impersonal means that this is not the appropriate time for you to engage in activity reserved for your significant other, no matter how…