A Word…

...problem - for strippers. Very few people believe that there is an abundance of intelligence in the world of exotic performance.  I've brought it up before, but I now feel the need to elaborate on what I've aptly termed, 'Stripper Calculus.' Let's take a look, shall we? LIMITS OF FUNCTIONS AS X APPROACHES A CONSTANT…

PFFFFFFT!

When you finally get that elusive first dance of the night...

P.S.A #1: Public Stripper Announcement

EAR SUCKING SUCKS Lap dances are extremely personal impersonal encounters.  By personal, I mean that you are two adults in a small room alone together where she gets naked and you watch.  Impersonal means that this is not the appropriate time for you to engage in activity reserved for your significant other, no matter how…

Spearmint Rhino Competition 2012

Weigh-In #1b

Yeah, so if I were to grade reader participation for weigh-in #1, you guys would fail. It doesn't mean I don't adore and appreciate you: it just means that I should try a different approach.  Like something extra, extra simple...like red or blue - which color is better? Seriously, I'll make it a little more…

Wee!

It was an OMG moment embedded in my wee brain forever.  THIS is what a Las Vegas strip club is supposed to look like.  If  you took a gander at the video in my previous entry, you can appreciate the scene I walked into.  There might as well have been Cheech Marin screaming at the…

I’ll Take That One and Two of Those, Please…to go

Vampire Strippers - Woohoo!

We awoke the next day with a plan: work, work, work.  But first, let's gamble.  It was brief.  First I was up, then I was down.  Blackjack, for me, turned into the black joke.  I was up a whopping $12 and I was thrilled.  Then I lost it all.  It was a blur.  Oh well,…

My First Blog Award

Thank you Sensi Boutique  for presenting me with the TMI Award! The TMI Blog Award honors those blogs that discuss everything in detail and do it well. These bloggers aren’t afraid to discuss their most awkward, embarrassing and intimate experiences with honesty, humor and little to no filter. Here are the rules Thank the person who…

The Do-Over: Vegas Recap

What happens in Vegas...sometimes really sucks.  I had to get out of town and the opportunity presented itself last minute, so off I went with two friends.  Yes, it happen just that fast.  I had grown tired of Tampa and drama and I figured, what the hell?  Why not?  I have no kids, no relationship,…

Now Back to Your Regularly Scheduled Program

And now, let's pick up where we left off...in Vegas. I'll post a couple of previous blogs to refresh your pretty little memories...