P.S.A #1: Public Stripper Announcement

EAR SUCKING SUCKS Lap dances are extremely personal impersonal encounters.  By personal, I mean that you are two adults in a small room alone together where she gets naked and you watch.  Impersonal means that this is not the appropriate time for you to engage in activity reserved for your significant other, no matter how…

The Price of Beauty: $742

I opened my eyes, dreading another day of itching, irritation and scabs.  Yes, my scalp had scabs on it.  They itched and whenever I put a bit too much pressure on them, they'd peel off.  Along with a few bits of my hair.  I was a train wreck.  I called my stylist several times and…

Bad Hair Dye

My first trip to Atlanta was, well, not all that memorable.  I stayed with my ex-fiancee (I know, weird but we were cool like that).  She took me around to some spots, can't really remember them.  My friend, Lamar, took me to a couple of places as well.  Nothing to write home about.  Nothing to…

Weigh-In #3

    Quick! Striptease or Showgirls?

Courageous Blogger – “Lemme at ’em, lemme at ’em!”

"https://thesouthernstrip.com/ is a frank, adult blog charting the adventures of a lesbian stripper. Her blog is warm and well written; I’d be surprised if it doesn’t become a book one day." A wonderful compliment from a fellow blogger, Cassie Being Cassie...I'm so grateful for the recognition and kudos to Cassie as well for sharing her personal…

“Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.” Anonymous

haircut

My one and only hairdresser moved.  Seems ridiculous, right?  It's not if you know me.   I don't let anyone touch my hair.  I had a horrendous hair cutting experience when I was a teen and ever since, I'm wary of overzealous hair 'artists' and their scissors.  Most importantly, though, hair is extremely important to…

The World is a (Sound) Stage

reality tv

Disclaimer: The fact that I'm weird was well-established a long time ago on this blog, so don't you dare pop an eyebrow at me after reading this entry. So, in contemplation of my next entry, I've been taking a few trips down memory lane (way, waay down) and I have been remiss in sharing some core…

Eet. Lez. Chikn.

So, I felt it only appropriate to offer my two cents in on...you guessed it: the Chik-Fil-A fiasco.  And is there a better day than their adopted 'Appreciation Day'?  I know, I thought so too. I have fond memories of Chik-Fil-A. My most memorable experience was back in college.  It was New Year's Eve.  I…

Somebody Pin Me...!

Yep.  I'm pinning stuff.  But it's uber interesting stuff - featured clubs, cities and, yes, even featured entertainers from the past and the present.  Learn where she got those shoes and how you can get them for an even better price.  Plus, industry news like who slapped who in the parking lot of what club in what city and which states require permits.  I've also included other 'family' member information: porn stars (hey, they're cool peeps!), burlesque performers (you gotta know where you came from!) and cool scenes from really cool strip-inspired movies, books and blogs.  Oh, and gay stuff, too.  I'm still gay on Pinterest.  I'm branching out...one limb at a time.  Join me, will ya?

Happy Birthday, Stripper X!

Another year, another year.  I'm grateful: a good job, nice place, wonderful friends and an awesome blog to share my most intimate stories with strangers!  A girl couldn't ask for more.  Have a wonderful April 21st.  Celebrate, it's my birthday...