EAR SUCKING SUCKS
Lap dances are extremely personal impersonal encounters. By personal, I mean that you are two adults in a small room alone together where she gets naked and you watch. Impersonal means that this is not the appropriate time for you to engage in activity reserved for your significant other, no matter how close she gets to you.
If her ear grazes past your lips, it’s not an invitation to stick your tongue into it. It’s not an invitation to nibble, bite, blow, kiss or suck it, either. One, it’s way too damn personal. Two, it’s completely unsanitary. How do you know how often she washes her ears? And how does ear wax taste? More importantly, how does ear wax taste from a stranger? And how does she know where your tongue has been? Do you know that fluid left in the ear canal can lead to infection so the little puddle of spittle you leave in there could cause severe inner ear damage? Not to mention that the sucking can be so intense as to cause her drum to burst?
Word to the not-so-wise: let her ear go. It’s gross and could possibly lead to an injury…to your groin.