"Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking..." I mouthed the words sarcastically to my friend on the other end of the plane. He smirked, preparing to lock the cabin down for takeoff.
Ah, the humbling life of a stewardess, waiting on people over 30,000 feet in the air. After the first hundred flights you eventually learn a few things. That the job was safer than sitting at a desk taking calls and that the only excitement you usually get is telling an agitated mother that her child is an obnoxious brat.
This is what I needed to do to Sharon...spend a ridiculous amount of money on a first class flight and seduce her in the bathroom...no sarcasm...that would have been awesome.
