Ever see a woman skipping through the tulips and wondered what the hell she was on? That’s how I feel right now. 1 of 4 of my beloved sex toys has been replaced since Hurricane Deluded swept through my bedroom. I have had, count them, 3 days of vibrating bliss and I am thrilled. Had them personally delivered by my Pure Romance consultant and good friend in the parking lot of my job. To others, it may have looked like a comical drug deal going down. Eh, it kind of was. If you have a waterproof silver bullet in your possession, you know what I’m talking about. It’s like a drug and I’ve been missing my fix for several weeks. No worries now, though! I’m so happy I want to share it with the world…or at least anyone following my incessant rambling.
Stacey Wasserman with Pure Romance…Shameless plug? Why yes, yes it is. And no, I’m not Stacey, in case you were wondering